Terms of Service
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Using this site
By using PissYourFamilyOff.com you agree to these terms. Our products are novelty items meant for humor.
Orders
Online ordering isn't open yet. When it is, products will be printed on demand and made to order.
The burial plot
The “Last Word Burial Plot” is a novelty concept. No land, deed, burial right, will, or legal service is offered or sold.
Liability
We are not responsible for family arguments, seating reassignments, or changes to anyone's will resulting from wearing our products.