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Piss Your Family Off

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Shop the Sayings

Everything you need to get written out of the will.

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Designated Black Sheep

T-Shirt

“Designated Black Sheep”

$29.00

I Came for the Pie, Not Your Opinions

T-Shirt

“I Came for the Pie, Not Your Opinions”

$29.00

Ask Me About My Other Family

T-Shirt

“Ask Me About My Other Family”

$29.00

World's Okayest Son-in-Law

Mug

“World's Okayest Son-in-Law”

$19.00

I'm the Reason We Can't Have Nice Dinners

Wooden Sign

“I'm the Reason We Can't Have Nice Dinners”

$39.00

This Shirt Cost More Than Your Inheritance

T-Shirt

“This Shirt Cost More Than Your Inheritance”

$32.00

I Muted the Family Group Chat

Sticker

“I Muted the Family Group Chat”

$6.00

Dad's Favorite (Don't Tell the Others)

Hat

“Dad's Favorite (Don't Tell the Others)”

$27.00

I'm Only Here Because It's in the Will

Mug

“I'm Only Here Because It's in the Will”

$19.00

Kids Table Survivor

Wooden Sign

“Kids Table Survivor”

$35.00

Bad Influence Uncle

Hat

“Bad Influence Uncle”

$27.00

Seated Next to the One Who Said It

Sticker

“Seated Next to the One Who Said It”

$6.00

Ask Me About Politics

Sweater

“Ask Me About Politics”

$45.00

Ask Me About Politics (Blue)

Sweater

“Ask Me About Politics (Blue)”

$45.00