Privacy Policy
Placeholder — last updated 2026. Replace with your real policy before launch.
What we collect
If you join our email list or waitlist, we store your email address and the date you signed up. That's it.
How we use it
To tell you about new drops and updates. We don't sell your email. We don't share it with your family, either.
Unsubscribing
Every email will include a way out. You can also email hello@pissyourfamilyoff.com to be removed.
Contact
Questions? hello@pissyourfamilyoff.com